Planetary Telegraph
Please allow ABOUT ONE WEEK for a response
Receive a short piece of evocative, experimental writing about one planet in your birth chart. Expect 2-4 paragraphs (length depends on what comes through) packed with imagery. You can choose the planet yourself or choose the “wild card” option and I will choose for you. Based on the testimonials, you'll want to read it many times, turning it over in your mind for weeks.
This is not a session. It is a telegraph from space. I am the courier, dropping it off at your virtual door.
It may be hard to describe even after you receive it. It is not a traditional delineation at all. It is dreamlike — way more like receiving a custom, verbal tarot card from a planet in your chart about itself. The telegraph is always a surprise, even to me.
when will you get your telegraph?
You will receive your telegraph via email within about 1 week of your purchase.
what if the telegraphs are out of stock?
I’m only offering a few telegraphs at a time. If they are “out of stock,” you can join the notification list to be emailed when they are available again. I “restock” about every 2-3 weeks.
Please allow ABOUT ONE WEEK for a response
Receive a short piece of evocative, experimental writing about one planet in your birth chart. Expect 2-4 paragraphs (length depends on what comes through) packed with imagery. You can choose the planet yourself or choose the “wild card” option and I will choose for you. Based on the testimonials, you'll want to read it many times, turning it over in your mind for weeks.
This is not a session. It is a telegraph from space. I am the courier, dropping it off at your virtual door.
It may be hard to describe even after you receive it. It is not a traditional delineation at all. It is dreamlike — way more like receiving a custom, verbal tarot card from a planet in your chart about itself. The telegraph is always a surprise, even to me.
when will you get your telegraph?
You will receive your telegraph via email within about 1 week of your purchase.
what if the telegraphs are out of stock?
I’m only offering a few telegraphs at a time. If they are “out of stock,” you can join the notification list to be emailed when they are available again. I “restock” about every 2-3 weeks.
Please allow ABOUT ONE WEEK for a response
Receive a short piece of evocative, experimental writing about one planet in your birth chart. Expect 2-4 paragraphs (length depends on what comes through) packed with imagery. You can choose the planet yourself or choose the “wild card” option and I will choose for you. Based on the testimonials, you'll want to read it many times, turning it over in your mind for weeks.
This is not a session. It is a telegraph from space. I am the courier, dropping it off at your virtual door.
It may be hard to describe even after you receive it. It is not a traditional delineation at all. It is dreamlike — way more like receiving a custom, verbal tarot card from a planet in your chart about itself. The telegraph is always a surprise, even to me.
when will you get your telegraph?
You will receive your telegraph via email within about 1 week of your purchase.
what if the telegraphs are out of stock?
I’m only offering a few telegraphs at a time. If they are “out of stock,” you can join the notification list to be emailed when they are available again. I “restock” about every 2-3 weeks.
Testimonials
Summary: telegraphs are jarring yet eerily familiar, hard to describe, and powerful.
“The Planetary Telegraph I received was not what I'd expected. I did not specify which planet I wanted to hear from, but was excited to hear about my Sun. The scene Maeg described was bizarre, and even a little jarring for me, but it brought aspects of my chart to light that I had never considered, or perhaps neglected. It's hard to put that understanding into words because, although the telegraph was delivered in text, it was pure, clear imagery. It brings to mind how the descriptions of the decans often include images replete with hidden meanings that our modern minds may struggle to grasp. The scene Maeg expertly laid out was like that, but with language and symbolism from here and now. I also get the impression that this isn't just a scene, but rather the quasi-talismanic vessel of one of the planetary spirits that rules over me. This work is really ahead of its time. You will not regret receiving Maeg's gifts.” — Robert
“Maeg’s way with words is moving, magical and endlessly enchanting. The stories they See and tell bring you into an otherworldly realm that feels familiar and novel at the same time. The planetary telegraph invites you to gaze inwards with a trusted guide you’ve known your whole life, and an expert wordsmith to weave the tale. This journey into a specific placement made me feel like I was greeting an old friend and discovering dormant yet exceedingly authentic parts of myself along the way. I cannot thank Maeg enough for the beautiful story they wrote about my Moon — I intend to get it printed and framed so I can revisit it regularly. This is truly a one-of-a-kind offering that feels so special, but also one that brings new life into astrology. It is poetry and it is magic — a hymn and an ode to a specific part of you. It’s a gift to receive and I could not recommend it more, either for yourself or for a loved one who wants to go deeper into their chart in a brand new way.” — Kira Ryberg
“I don't think you can prepare for the planetary telegraph. I didn't say which planet I wanted to hear from and I was surprised to see Venus. Venus has been a difficult planet for me to get to know and the scene and images in the telegraph revealed a face that I hadn't considered but it feels right. This is a Venus I can approach. After I read the telegraph I started seeing this Venus everywhere. And then I realized that's where Venus is — everywhere! I just couldn't see her/it/them. The telegraph feels like a bridge from a planetary being to me. Every time I read it I glean something new from it. It's magic. It feels holy. I want a telegraph from all of the planets now. I'm so curious to see what they show me. Maeg, thank you for taking the leap and sharing this offering. It's so unique and magical; there truly is nothing like it.” — Laurie
“Often, planets and stars speak in poetry and prose, and have found Maeg to be an incredible translator of the stellar tongue. What I received from Maeg both surprised me and made perfect sense. The Planetary Telegraph has provided me with insight and assurances regarding something very intimate within my spiritual practice, condensing the information of what I needed to hear into striking imagery and storytelling. The Planetary Telegraph is a more experimental and intimate way of conversing with the firmament compared to the traditional forms of astrology. Yet, that sometimes is exactly what we need: information that reaches the heart and the soul as much as it does the intellectual mind.” — Ivy Senna
“Let me preface this by saying that Venus has always been complicated for me. I've never felt connected with it, and my attempts to figure out why and make that connection tend to go all kinds of sideways; so it's something I haven't explored much for myself. Maeg's telegraph did nothing less than plant me firmly in my Venus — the image was so delicious and familiar-yet-foreign that it came as a bit of a shock. It's a knowing so deep I can't find the exact words to describe it, available but not quite accessible, offered freely if I'm brave enough to accept. The telegraph has been a blessing and a fresh challenge, and Maeg's commentary gave me a little extra confirmation of something I had thought was tangential, but is built in more than I knew. =) Thank you, Maeg, for a telegraph which has given me so much!” — Whitney
“My immediate reaction to the Planetary Telegraph was ‘woah, this feels like the kind of intro text that would precede my biography.’ I keep replaying the scene Maeg wrote and seeing analogues in my memories. Somehow, even though I've just been gifted with new imagery, I can see myself clearly in it. Not just myself but my aspirations, too. It is just such a lush description, and my mind is spinning with inspiration after reading it. I can see myself using this piece of writing to inspire paintings and fashion design and fiction and more. It truly feels like Maeg has beautifully articulated something I've been trying to communicate for a very long time.” — olabimpe
“I received my note at 11:11 am on Mercury day after landing from a transcontinental flight as Mercury transited my 9th house. The synchs that accompanied the missive added to its affect! Opening it I felt goosebumps as the mercurial energy flooded through me. Maeg captured the multitudinous rapture of my 1st house mercury and made me feel seen and delighted in. Some words to capture the experience: Cacophonous. Multicolored. Technicolored. Psychedelic. Tentacular. My planetary telegraph feels like an ecstatic representation of the tao. I love it. Mercury loves it too!” — Paula
“I often joke to friends & clients that I need a pep talk every day — and Maeg’s planetary telegraph absolutely feels like the celestial pep talk I needed. I opted for a wild card reading to see what planet decided to show up. Reading about my Venus through Maeg’s eyes was delicious, inspiring, & soul feeding. I can’t wait to get another!!!” — Anna Felixidocious
“I don't have very coherent feedback for the planetary telegraph, honestly. I have read it at least ten times in the roughly twelve hours since I received it, though. The word that first came to mind was ‘delicious’ because Maeg's way of using words in the piece was just that. If I had to describe the telegraph to anyone, it would be ‘an answer to the question of who that planet is, direct from the source’ and it still wouldn't totally describe it.” — Becca